The Goat Portsmouth

Breakfast Sandwiches

Served on your choice of white toast, wheat toast, rye toast, burger bun, or a plain bagel. All sandwiches served with homefries. Add Bacon, Sausage, Ham, Pastrami, Pulled Pork, Hash, or Brisket to Any Breakfast Sandwich- $1.83

• Goat ThunderUS$8.25

  2 Eggs, Prosciutto & Goat Cheese

• Bernie'sUS$8.25

  2 Eggs, Avocado, Tomato, Cheddar Cheese & Cilantro Lime Aioli

• Wally'sUS$8.25

  2 Eggs, Bacon, Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms & American Cheese

• The DragonUS$8.25

  2 Eggs, Banana Peppers, Ghost Pepper Cheese & Goat Sauce

• Egg & CheeseUS$6.42

  2 eggs & your choice of cheese: American, cheddar, jack, provolone, ghost pepper, goat cheese or bleu cheese.

Breakfast Specials

Served with Your Choice of White Toast, Wheat Toast, or Rye Toast & Your Choice of Homefries or Tater Tots

• Hungry ManUS$11.00

  2 Eggs, Homefries, Toast, Ham, Bacon, Sausage & 2 Pancakes

• 2 Eggs Your WayUS$8.25

  With Your Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Sausage

• Tom's Hash SpecialUS$11.91

  2 Eggs over our Chef's Homemade Hash with a Signature Cheese Sauce

• Steak Tips & EggsUS$13.75

  2 Eggs & House Marinated Steak Tips

Homefries & Tots

$9.17. All Homefries Are Hand Cut & Seasoned

• Bacon Cheese Homefries or Tots

  Smothered with Our Signature Cheese Sauce & Topped With Bacon

• Poutine Homefries or Tots

  Brown Gravy & Cheese Curds

• Nacho Average Homefries or Tots

  Loaded with Fresh Veggies, Salsa, Cheese Sauce & Sour Cream

• Melty Homefries or Tots

  Smothered with Our Signature Cheese Sauce

Sides

• French ToastUS$7.34

  Topped with Powdered Sugar

  • With BlueberriesUS$8.25

• Bacon BucketUS$11.00

  Extra Thick Cut Bacon with Sriracha Maple Dipping Sauce

• Thick Cut BaconUS$5.50

• HamUS$5.50

• SausageUS$5.50

• ToastUS$1.83

  • With Nutella or P.bUS$2.75

• Bagel & Cream CheeseUS$3.67

• Baked BeansUS$5.50

• HomefriesUS$5.50

• Tater TotsUS$5.50

Breakfast Shots

• Blueberry Pancake

  Pinnacle Blueberry Vodka & DeKuyper Butterscotch Schnapps

• Cinnamon Toast Crunch

  Chila Orchata Creme Rum & Fireball

• Coffee Milkshake

  Mini Mudslide with a Splash of Coke (Cures 92.7% of Hangovers!)

• The Breakfast Shot

  Jameson & DeKuyper Buttershots with An Orange Juice Chaser

Drinks

• Coffee

• Tea

• Orange Juice

• Cranberry Juice

• Tomato Juice

• Milk

• Chocolate Milk

• Mimosa

• Goat Bloody Mary

Specialty Omelettes

All omelettes are made with 3 eggs & served with homefries or tots & your choice of toast. Substitute egg whites for any omelette: $1.83

• WesternUS$11.00

  Ham, Onions, Peppers & Cheddar Cheese

• Big PigUS$11.00

  Pulled Pork, Pepper Jack Cheese & BBQ Sauce

• PopeyecUS$11.00

  Spinach & Feta Cheese

• MexicanUS$11.00

  Onions, Peppers, Jalapenos, Ghost Pepper Cheese & Salsa

• VeggieUS$11.00

  Spinach, Onions, Peppers & Mushrooms

• Goat ThunderUS$11.00

  Prosciutto, Goat Cheese & Mushrooms

• Bernie'sUS$11.00

  Bacon, Avocado, Cheddar Cheese & Cilantro Lime Aioli

• Tres CarnesUS$11.00

  Bacon, Ham, Sausage & American Cheese

• HashUS$11.00

  Housemade Hash & Our Signature Cheese Sauce

• Wally'sUS$11.00

  Bacon, Onions, Peppers, Mushrooms & American Cheese

• PoutineUS$11.00

  Tots, Cheese Curds & Brown Gravy

• BBQ BrisketUS$11.00

  BBQ Brisket, Goat Cheese & Jalapenos

• Cheese OmeletteUS$9.17

Build Your Own Omelette

$11

Pick a Cheese

Add Extra Cheese $0.92 each

• American

• Ghost Pepper

• Bleu

• Swiss

• Pepper Jack

• Our Signature Cheese Sauce

• Goat

• Cheese Curds

• Cheddar

• Colby Jack

• Provolone

• Feta

Pick Three Ingredients

Add extra ingredients $0.92 each

• Ham

• Bacon

• Sausage

• Chicken

• Prosciutto

• Chili

• BBQ Brisket

• Pulled Pork

• Pastrami

• Onions

• Peppers

• Mushrooms

• Spinach

• Black Olives

• Jalapenos

• Tomatoes

• Avocado

• Garlic

• Corn

• Salsa

• Tots

• Housemade Hash

• Brown Gravy

• Veggie Bacon

Specialty Pancakes

All Orders Served with 3 of Our Light & Fluffy Buttermilk Pancakes

• Banana SplitUS$10.09

  Chocolate Chip & Banana Pancakes Topped with Chocolate Sauce, Whipped Cream & Walnuts

• Peanut Butter CupUS$10.09

  Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Pancakes Topped with Peanut Butter Sauce, Whipped Cream & Reese's

• Cowboy CakesUS$10.09

  Bacon, Corn, Scallion & Jalapeno Pancakes Topped with Bacon Crumbles & Cheddar Cheese

• FlintstoneUS$10.09

  Fruity Pebble Pancakes Topped with Whipped Cream & Fruity Pebbles

• S'moresUS$10.09

  Chocolate Chip & Marshmallow Pancakes Topped with Graham Cracker Crumbs, Whipped Cream & Chocolate Sauce

• Blueberry CrunchUS$10.09

  Blueberry Pancakes Topped with Granola & Honey

• G.O.A.T.US$10.09

  Bacon & Banana Pancakes Topped with Bananas, Bacon, Peanut Butter Sauce & Whipped Cream

• Cookies & CreamUS$10.09

  Oreo Pancakes Topped with Whipped Cream & Oreo Crumbles

• Traditional ButtermilkUS$9.17

  3 Light & Fluffy Buttermilk Pancakes Finished with Powdered Sugar. Your Choice of Plain, Strawberry, Blueberry, Banana or Chocolate Chip

Build Your Own Bloody Mary All

All Bloody Marys Are Made with EFFEN Vodka & Served in Our Giant Signature Glasses

Pick a different poison for an additional

$2. Choose your Fire: Mild, Medium, or Hot

• Absolut

• Absolut Cilantro

• Absolut Citron

• Absolut Lime

• Absolut Pepper

• Bakon Vodka

• Effen Cucumber

• Grey Goose

• Ketel One

• Stoli Hot Jalapenno

Choose Your Garnishes

Spicy

• Jalapeno

• Peppers

• Spicy Olives

• Pepperoncini

Veggies

• Celery

• Pickle

• Olives

• Red Onion

• Cucumber

Meats & Cheese

Add $1 each

• Thick Cut Bacon

• Meat Skewer

• Cheese Skewer

• Bleu Cheese Stuffed Olives

• Slim Jim

Mimosas

All Mimosas Served in Our Giant Signature Glasses

• Farmhouse MimosaUS$10.00

  Fresh Apple Cider & Champagne

• Sangria MimosaUS$10.00

  Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, Peach Schnapps, Muddled Fruit & Champagne

• Man-MosaUS$10.00

  Miller High Life (The Champagne of Beers) & Orange Juice

• Mojito-MosaUS$10.00

  Effen Vodka, Fresh Lime, Mint, Simple Syrup & Champagne

• Marga-MosaUS$10.00

  Tequila, Lime, Simple Syrup, Cointreau, Salt Rim & Splash of Orange Juice

• Sledge HammerUS$10.00

  Effen Blood Orange, Orange Juice & Champagne

• RoyaleUS$10.00

  DeKuyper Razzmatazz, Orange Juice & Champagne

• Strawberry JalapenoUS$10.00

  Effen Vodka, Strawberry Purée, Habanero Syrup, Fresh Lime & Champagne

• The ApUS$10.00

  Absolut Citron, Strawberry Puree, Lemonade & Champagne

• Mango-MosaUS$10.00

  Malibu Mango, Mango Purée, Pineapple Juice & Champagne

• Rosé MimosaUS$10.00

  Angry Orchard Rosé, Orange Juice & Champagne